Dan’s priceless reactions while getting his legs waxed
"Why, it’s greased lightnin’!"
now listen here you little shit
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
I want a Patrick in my life
Miley Cyrus is releasing a new fragrance called “Twerk”, its just Billy Ray’s tears in a bottle
Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal
IT IS MINT GREEN
I’VE REBLOGGED THIS TWICE BEFORE REALISING THAT THE STAFF SAID THAT!
when people hate on fall out boy what are u folie a deuxing
i would hang out with you but i already told my clubpenguin boyfriend we could go to the pizza parlour tonight (: sorry haha, another time?
OKAY OKAY OKAY I KNOW THERE ARE SO MANY FANDOMS STARTING NOW, LIKE THE SINK FANDOM AND THE TREEHOUSE FANDOM AND THE BLANKET FORT FANDOM, BUT YOU ARE ALL MISSING ONE.
BUT THEY AREN’T LIMITED TO INSIDE THE HOME
THERE ARE SECRET ROOMS FOR CARS
YOU EITHER LIKE SECRET ROOMS
OR YOU’RE WRONG